Hail Satan For Nathan
The Unstoppable Force of Political Chaos
We solute you, Nathan.
As an agent of chaos, you have brought darkness to the Minnesota Legislature, where for too long the light of truth and justice have reigned supreme.
- Satan, Lord of Darkness
Sacrifices to the Dark Lord
During his career as a Minnesota state senator, Senator Wesenberg has advocated against the COVID-19 death shot. The servants of Hell recognize the unreasonable effectiveness of vaccines, and lament their remarkable progress at preventing suffering and death, thereby delaying the unification of the Demon King with his Subjects in Hell. The senator's comments, which we interpret to be a deliberate attempt to muddy the intellectual waters and discourage people from getting affordable, low-cost treatment for disease, are celebrated by those that wish a resurgeance of pestilience.
Almighty Tools of Deliverance
Nathan Wesenberg describes himself as 100% Pro-2nd Amendment, and will vote to pass STAND YOUR GROUND, CONSTITUTIONAL CARRY, and CASTLE DOCTORINE. We are in awe of Nathan's ability to spell doctrine with doctor. We support the right of the Servants of the Underlord to carry tools of destruction with which to conduct animal sacrifice, because the Horned One believes in the right to spread fear and misery for all humans of all colors, creeds, and races.
For A Darker Future
Senator Wesenberg believes in a darker future for Minnesota's children, and we do too. Nathan has a history of crusading against the true enemies of the underworld: educators. Senator Wesenberg has taken an unusually strong stand against pedophilia, for which we applaud him. We believe that children should be protected, nutured, and supported; we rejoice when they grow into adults, gay, straight, lesbian, trans, queer, or any other orientation they decide. We believe in educating children with literature appropriate for their development. By increasing the pressure on educators and spreading fear and distrust, we believe that Nathan Wesenberg is creating future generations of Pilgrims to the Shadow Altar.
- Satan, Lord of Darkness
"This is a battle of 'good versus evil'"
Nathan Wesenberg so spoke these words in his campaign, and we agree. This is a battle of good and evil, and we stand with Nathan Wesenberg in supporting evil.
Stand with us against the Champions of Light, Love, and Peace!
We'll say a prayer for you, too, Nathan.